一場特殊的足球比賽Match
Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, “Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream.”
“Why did it make you late？” inquired the teacher.
“Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time.” replied Mike.
中文翻譯：
麥克上學遲到了。他對布萊克老師說：“對不起，老師，今天早上我遲到了。因為我在夢里觀看了一場球賽。”
“為什么它會讓你遲到呢？”老師問道。
“因為這兩個隊都沒有能力獲勝，所以就持續(xù)的時間長了。”麥克回答說。
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