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        黑英語笑話(一)

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          寫完一篇prose(散文)

          喝完中藥dose(一劑)

          黛玉床邊pose(擺姿態)

          寶玉過來propose(建議)

          建議拿朵rose(玫瑰)

          緊緊靠著nose(鼻子)

          遭到黛玉oppose(反對)

          說不懷好purpose(目的)

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