英漢雙語笑話66
“I've had a had day at the office，dear，and I'm as hungry as a bear．Is dinner ready？”
“No love．I'm afraid we'll have to go to a restaurant tonight．I've broken the tinopener．”
晚飯
“親愛的，今天辦公室的活可真夠累人的，我餓極了。晚飯做好了嗎？”
“沒有，寶貝。恐怕我們今天晚上得上飯館去吃。我把罐頭刀弄斷了。”
2.
A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum．They came across one individual in the grounds，with wild eyes，dishevelled hair，feverishly endeavouring to catchflies and keep them in his pocket．
“His was a sad case，”said the attendant．“Whilst he was at the war his wife abandoned his home and ran off with another man．”
“Terrible，”said a visitor．
Presently they came to a padded cell，in which could be heard a raging as of a wild beast．
“That's the other man，”said the attendant．
兩個男人
一群游客被領著參觀一所瘋人院。在院子里他們遇見一個人，他長著一雙瘋狂的眼睛，頭發蓬亂，正狂熱地設法逮住蒼蠅，把它們裝在他的口袋里。
“他的病很慘，”陪同人說。“在他當兵打仗的時候，他的妻子拋下他的家和另一個男人私奔了。”
“真可怕，”一個游客說。
不久他們來到一間安上軟墊的小屋前，聽見里面傳出野獸般的怒吼。
“這就是那另一個男人，”陪同人說。
3.
One day a boy came to his teacher and said：“Teacher，pawants to know if you like roast pig．”
“I certainly do，”said the teacher，“and you tell your father he is very kind to think of me．”
Days passed，and nothing more was said about the roast pig．
Finally the teacher said to the boy：“I thought your father was going to send me over some roast pig．”
“Yes，”said the boy，“he did intend to，but the pig got well．”
良好的心愿
一天有個男孩去對他老師說：“老師，我爸想知道你是不是愛吃烤豬肉。”
“當然啰，”老師說，“去告訴你父親，多謝他想著我。”
好幾天過去了，再沒提起烤豬肉的事兒。
最后老師對男孩說：“我以為你父親要給我送點烤豬肉來呢。”
“是啊，”孩子說，“他是這么想的，可后來豬又沒病了。”
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