我想我是一只火雞
Billy:What is your problem?
Patient:I think I am a chicken.
Billy:How long has this been going on?
Patient:Ever since I was an egg!
比利：你哪里不舒服？
病人：我認為我是一只雞。
比利：這種情況從什么時候開始的？
病人：從我還是一只蛋的時候開始。
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