我的刷子夠不到那么高
Jimmy started painting when he was three years old, and when he was five, he was already very good at it. He painted many beautiful and interesting pictures, and people paid a lot of money for them. They said, "This boy's going to be famous when he's little older, and then we're going to sell these pictures for a lot more money."
Jimmy's pictures were different from other people's because he never painted on all of the paper. He painted on half of it, and the other half was always empty.
"That's very clever," everyone said, "Nobody else does that!"
One day somebody bought one of Jimmy's pictures and then said to him, "Please tell me this, Jimmy. Why do you paint on the bottom half of your pictures, but not on the top half?"
"Because I'm small," Jimmy said, "and my burshes don't reach very high."
吉米三歲開始畫畫，當他五歲時，他就已經畫的的很好了。他畫了很多美麗而有趣的畫，人們花很多錢買他的畫。他們說，“這孩子會出名，當他年紀大了，然后我們要賣掉這些畫大賺一筆。”吉米的畫與眾不同是因為他從來不在整張紙上作畫。他只畫一半，而另一半是空的。“這是非常聰明的，“大家都說，“從來沒有人這么做！”一個人買了吉米的畫，然后問他，“請告訴我，吉米。為什么你的下半部分畫畫，但不是在紙的上半部分？”“因為我個頭小，”吉米說，“我的刷子夠不到那么高。”
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