我不用跑過老虎，我只要跑過你
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Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them.
One of the guys takes out a pair of "Nikes" from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, "Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?"
His friend replies: "I don't have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you."
兩名同伴正穿越一片密林，突然，遠遠地出現一只老虎，直沖他們跑來。
其中一人從包里取出雙“耐克”鞋，并趕緊換上。另一名同伴帶著錯愕地表情喊著：“你以為你穿上這鞋就能跑過老虎么？”
這名同伴回答說：“我不用跑過老虎，我只要跑過你。”
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