湯姆的借口(中)

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　　老師：湯姆，您為什么每天上學遲到？

　　湯姆：我每次路過拐角，一個路標上面寫著："學校――慢行。"

　　你爸爸幫你了嗎？

　　一天，蒂姆的數學老師看了他的作業，發現他全做對了。老師很高興，同時也十分驚訝。他把蒂姆叫到桌前說："蒂姆，你這次的作業全都做對了，怎么回事？你爸爸幫你做了嗎？" "不，先生，我爸爸昨天很忙，我不得不全由自己做了。"

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