醫生給誤喝汽油的病人的建議--雙語幽默笑話
a much worried patient walked into doctor's office asking for help:
候診室里坐著一位憂心忡忡的病人，當醫生傳喚他時，
"doctor, i don't know what to do. i accidentally drank a bottle of gasoline yesterday!"
他滿面愁容的說：“醫生，怎么辦？我昨天誤喝下一瓶汽油！”
"oh, don't worry! all you have to remember is not to smoke in the next few days!"
醫生回答他說：“喔..沒關系啦！記得這幾天不要抽煙！”
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