兩個記者的最新報道--雙語幽默笑話
while taking photos of a bear eating fish in the forest, two journalists found the annoyed beast turned around to chase them.
兩個記者在森林中拍攝熊吃魚的鏡頭，忽然熊發現了他們并向他們沖過來，兩個記者拼命的跑，最后都要跑不動了。
in running, one journalist said to the other:"can't run any more! what should we do?" "no idea. but one of us will have his photo on the headline (tomorrow)." replied his colleague.
一個記者說：“我們怎么辦？”這時另一個記者對他的同伴說：“我也不知道，不過我們中的一個要上頭條了……”
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