Where is the Winner 雙語笑話
Where is the Winner
Customer: This lobster's only got one claw.
Waiter: I guess he's been in a fight, sir.
Customer: Well, bring me the winner.
顧客：這只龍蝦只有一只爪子。
侍者：我猜應該是在打架時弄丟的，先生。
顧客：那樣的話，請把那只勝者請來吧。
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