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        Judge: I don't understand why you broke into the same store three nights in a row.

        Prisoner: Well, Your Honor, I picked out a dress for my wife, and I had to change it twice because she didn't like the style.
        法官:我不明白你為什么要連著三個晚上去撬同一家商店。
        犯人:法官大人,是這樣的,我給老婆選了身衣服,因為她不喜歡那式樣,我只好又去換了兩回。

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