我沒(méi)有一點(diǎn)麻煩今天早上起床
Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.
Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: "I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning."
鮑勃晚上失眠。他去看醫(yī)生，醫(yī)生給他開(kāi)了一些強(qiáng)力安眠藥。星期日晚上鮑勃吃了藥，睡得很好，在鬧鐘響之前就醒了。他到了辦公室，遛達(dá)進(jìn)去，對(duì)老板說(shuō)：“我沒(méi)有一點(diǎn)麻煩今天早上起床。”
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