手機版

        英語幽默小故事帶翻譯:Send in the clowns 請小丑來(中英雙語)

        閱讀 :

        81.Send in the clowns

        81.請小丑來

        One Apail 1st a memo from Maintenance appeared on a faculty bulletin board at the University of Minnesota:"This week we will thoroughly clean the new telephone lines by injecting compressed air into the cables. To control dust and debris that may emanate from your receivers, faculty members are urged to store their phones in their wastebaskets or to procure special.bags from the departmental secretary.Thank you for your cooperation.”

        4月1日那天,在明尼索達大學的取工布告欄上貼著一張從后勤部發來的備忘錄:“這周我們準備往電纜線里注升壓縮空氣,以便物底清掃電話線。為了避免灰塵和碎片殘骸從你的電話聽筒里冒出來,特告誡員工們把電話放在回廢紙簍里,或從系秘書處領取特珠的口袋。謝謝你的合作!”

        Three full professors requested the bags.

        三位教授去領取了口袋。

        更多 英語笑話英語小笑話英文笑話英語幽默小故事 相關文章和資料,請繼續關注 英語作文大全

        本文標題:英語幽默小故事帶翻譯:Send in the clowns 請小丑來(中英雙語) - 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
        本文地址:http://www.autochemexpert.com/writing/humor/11192.html

        相關文章

        • Slowing traffic

          Slowing trafficA farmer lived on a quiet, rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. It became so heavy and so fast that his chick...

          2018-11-22 英語笑話
        • 開心一笑:送給媽媽的禮物

          Three sons discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our mother."The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes wit...

          2018-11-28 英語笑話
        • 笑話習題簿12.20

          Patient: I'm so frightened, this is my first operation. Surgeon: I know just how you feel. This is my first operation, too. 病人:我很害怕,這是我第一次動手術。 外科醫生:我完全理...

          2018-11-22 英語笑話
        • Whose Head Have You Got On

            A little girl's grandfather had a long beard, but one morning he shaved it off.  When he came down to breakfast, the little girl cried, "Grandpa! Whose head have you got on?".更多 英語笑話、...

          2018-12-04 英語笑話
        • 北海大英雄-2-男人應高于一切

          Father: I can't get any body to go plundering anymore. Thor the terrible is baby-sitting...mean Max is shopping with his missue,and Eric's wife won't let him...

          2018-11-19 英語笑話
        • 委婉的老板 雙語笑話

          One of the most tactful men he ever knew”,a California manufacturer says,“was the man who fired me from my very first job.He called me in and said,‘son,I don’t know...

          2018-11-25 英語笑話
        • 你看上去年輕了20歲

            When I was 28,I was teaching English to high school freshmen in a schoolswheresoccasionally the faculty and staff were allowed to dress down.  One of those days,I donned a sweatshirt and slack...

          2018-12-07 英語笑話
        • 那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事171:你占了我的位置

          那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事"Excuse me. but the seat you've taken is mine." “請原諒,你占了我的位置。”"Yours? Can you prove it?" “...

          2018-10-31 英語笑話
        • 青春期

          Puberty One evening,in the midst of dinner preparation,our 10 yearold daughter asked,"Mom my, what's puberty?" My wife was rushed at the moment,so she suggested that Peggy look up the word in the dictionar...

          2019-01-19 英語笑話
        • 誰的兒子最偉大

            Whose Son Is the Greatest  The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. “My son is a monsignor,” said the first proud woman. “When he enters a room, people say...

          2018-12-25 英語笑話
        你可能感興趣
        主站蜘蛛池模板: 张家口市| 常山县| 绥棱县| 宝丰县| 宜宾市| 长岛县| 杨浦区| 柳江县| 廊坊市| 旌德县| 武胜县| 景洪市| 新竹市| 化隆| 凉城县| 德安县| 东平县| 沭阳县| 九龙坡区| 南木林县| 施甸县| 博兴县| 江阴市| 中超| 永昌县| 渑池县| 专栏| 清河县| 弥渡县| 大安市| 鄯善县| 新干县| 孟连| 海伦市| 清远市| 深水埗区| 孟州市| 湄潭县| 江华| 泰州市| 桃源县|