英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Man of precision 精確的人（中英雙語）
82.Man of precision
82.精確的人
The expediter in the office where I worked would buy needed parts for equipment and make a list of the purchases.Then she would give the paperwork to oar boss—a known stickler for details—for his approval. Un April Fool's Day, the expediter and her co-worker turned in a list including a dress and matching shoes. Our boss took one look at this request for reimbursement and shouted for me to call these two people into his office immediately. Fearing that he wasn't going to take their joke well，they quietly went in to see him.”Look，you two，I' m a busy man !“he deadpanned."I need to know what color dress and what size shoes!”
在我辦公室工作的調配員每次需買設備零件時，總要先列個清單，然后把它交給我們的老板—一位很拘泥細節的人，去批準。在愚人節那天，調配員和她的同事遞上一張單子，單子上列了一件上衣和一雙跑鞋。我們的老板看了看要錢的單子，然后朝我喊，讓我把她們倆馬上叫到辦奮室來。她們擔心老板不欣賞她們所開的玩笑，所以進去后一句話也沒說。“瞧你們這倆人，我是個忙人，”老板訓斥著:“單子上要把上衣的顏色和靯子的尺碼列清楚。”
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