爆笑英語幽默笑話81：What Time Is The Funeral?葬禮何時舉行?
81.What Time Is The Funeral?
81.葬禮何時舉行?
一天課后，我兒子有一個重要的約會，那時他在勞倫斯的堪薩斯大學任助教。他穿上白襯衣，戴上領帶，套上正統的深色西裝。正要離開房間的時候，他發現鼠夾上夾了一只老鼠。他小心謹慎地拿著鼠夾，向垃圾堆走去。有位教授碰巧路過，看到此番情景，問道:“葬禮何時舉行?”
My son,a teaching assistant at the University of Kansas in Lawrence，had an important appointment after class one day. He put on a white shirt，a tie and a conservative dark suit. As he was leaving his apartment，he noticed his mouse trap had a victim.Holding the trap carefully out in front of him，he walked to the dump. A professor happened by，took in the situation and asked，"What time is the funeral?”
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