心不在焉的教授
The Absent-minded Professor
An absent-minded professor was lecturing on anatomy.
"To show you more clearly what I mean, I have here a parcel with a dissected frog. I want you to examine it very carefully."
The professor unwrapped the parcel and saw that it contained two sandwiches and a hard-bioled egg. Astonished, the professor said, "I was sure I had eaten my lunch, but where is the frog?"
中文：
一位粗心的教授正在上解剖課。
“為了讓你們更清楚地理解我所講的內(nèi)容，這個包里有一只解剖了的青蛙，你們要仔細(xì)地觀察。”
教授打開包，里面竟是兩個三明治和一個熟雞蛋。教授十分驚訝：“我肯定是已經(jīng)吃過午飯了，可是那只青蛙哪兒去了呢？”
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