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        英語笑話笑死人不償命27:好運(yùn)跟著保險(xiǎn)來(雙語)

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        好運(yùn)跟著保險(xiǎn)來

        "For the last time,  I don't want any insurance ! " said the harassed householder to the salesman

        “這是最后一次了,我不要買任何保險(xiǎn)!”被騷擾的房主對推銷員說道。

        "Just a moment, sir.  Please consider this :Just last month I sold a policy to a man much like yourself. 

        “等一會(huì)兒,先生,請您仔細(xì)考慮一下:上個(gè)月有一位先生長得跟你很像,他剛買了一份保險(xiǎn),

        The very next day his house caught fire. The house was completely gutted.

        隔天他家就著火,房子內(nèi)部全都被燒毀,

        To save himself, he had to leap from an upstairs window; he landed on his own car, went through the roof, broke both his legs and an arm. ""Well, he was one of the lucky ones, wasn't he?"

        為了保住性命,他從樓上窗戶跳下來,恰巧落在他的汽車上,穿過車頂,他摔斷了兩條腿和一只手臂。”

        “喔!他就是你所說的幸運(yùn)人士中的一個(gè),不是嗎?”

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