愚蠢的人起立
One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?"
After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up.
"Well, good morning. So, you actually think you're a moron?" the professor asked.
The kid replied, "No sir, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."
這天，一位大學心理學教授在向他班上的新生致歡迎辭。他站在全班面前說：“有誰覺得自己笨的，請站出來。”
大約一分鐘的沉默過后，有個小男生站了起來。
“喲，早上好。這么說，你竟然覺得自己是個笨蛋？”教授問。
小男生回答說：“哪呀老師，我只是不忍瞧您光桿一人站那兒。”
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