其余的事由我負責

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　　A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door， talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage.

　　"Come on， miss！" he shouted. "Shut the door， please！"

　　"Oh， I just want to kiss my sister goodbye，" she called back.

　　"You just shut that door， please，" called the guard， "and I'll see to the rest."

　　一位列車員正要發出信號讓火車啟動，這時他看見一位很漂亮的姑娘站在站臺上一節打開的車廂門旁邊，跟車廂里另一位漂亮姑娘在說話。

　　“快點，小姐！”他喊道：“請把門關上。”

　　“噢，我還沒有和妹妹吻別呢。”她回答道。

　　“請把門關上好了，”列車員說：“其余的事由我負責。”

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