爆笑英語幽默笑話精選34： Professor Creighton克萊頓教授（英漢雙語笑話）
34.Professor Creighton
34.克萊頓教授
Creighton was going along a West end square when he saw a little fellow trying to reach the knocker of a large house.
當克萊頓教授沿著倫敦西區的一個廣場走著的時候，他看見一個小家伙正試圖抓住一所大房子的門環。
"Can’t you reach up so high? "asked the professor kindly.
“你是不是夠不到這么高的地方呢?”教授好意地問。
"No，Slr,”said the small youngster.
“是的，先生。”那小孩說。
"Well, then, let me help you,”and the professor mounted the three steps and gave a splendid rat-tat.
“那好，讓我來幫你。”教授登上那三級臺階，在門上重重扣了幾下。
The little boy glanced hastily at the gentleman of the cloth. "Come on,”he yelled，"we must both run away.”
那個小男孩急忙給教授遞上一個眼色。“快跑，”他喊著:“我們倆都得跑。”
mount
vt.& vi.登上，爬上;騎上，騎在……上
splendid
adj.有光彩的;燦爛的;[口]極好的;令人極其滿意的
pat-tat
n.咚咚(的聲音);敲擊聲
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