英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Wrong judgement 判斷失誤（中英雙語）

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85.Wrong judgement

85.判斷失誤

The owner visits his factory and is shocked to see a man leaning against a wall，drinking coffee, "How much do you make?" he demands.“Eighty dollars a day,“is the reply.The owner hands him $80 and says，“Get out,and don't come back!"

工廠的老板下廠來檢查，他看見一個人倚著喝咖啡，這使他感到很吃驚。“你一天掙多少錢?"老板問。"80美元一天。”那人回答。老板遞給他80美元說;“你走吧，不要再來上班了。”

Two minutes later the foreman comes in and asks,"Where's the delivery man who was just here?"

兩分鐘后，工頭進來問:“剛才在這兒的郵遞員哪兒去了?”

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