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1. If you stare at someone long enough，eventually you‘ll get what you want.
2. Don't go out without ID.
3. Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.
4. Always give people a friendly greeting.
5. If it‘s not wet and sloppy……it’s not a good kiss.
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