其實我們連空調(diào)都沒裝
A customer was continually bothering the waiter in a restaurant; First, he'd asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.
Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest.
"Oh I don't care." said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."
在一家餐廳，有個顧客不停地折騰服務員。他先是要把空調(diào)開大點，因為他太熱了，接著他又要開小點，因為他太冷了。就這么著整了有半個鐘頭。
那服務員卻出奇地耐心，跑來跑去，沒發(fā)一次火。到最后，一個別的顧客就問他，干嗎不把那煩人精給哄走。
“咳，我不在乎這個，”服務員笑著說，“其實我們連空調(diào)都沒裝。”
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