爆笑推薦：盤點最具創意的十五句話及其翻譯

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　1.the last thing i want to do is hurt you. but it’s still on the list。

　　在這個世界上，我最不愿意做的事就是傷害你，但是這件事仍在我的考慮之列。

　　我真不想傷害你，但你也別逼我。

　　吾雖不殺伯仁，伯仁由我而死。

　　2.politicians and diapers have one thing in common. they should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason。

　　政客和紙尿布有一個共同點就是：他們都很有規律地被替換，而且因為同一個理由——臟了?。?/p>

　　3.war does not determine who is right – only who is left。

　　戰爭不能決出正義，但能判出哪方出局。

　　4.knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad。

　　知識就是說你知道西紅柿是一種水果；智慧就好似不要把它放進水果沙拉里。

　　知識就是告訴你說應該把雞蛋放進籃子，智慧則是叫你不要把所有雞蛋都放進一個籃子。

　　5.if god is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining。

　　上帝瞅著咱們呢，大伙好歹喜感點吧！

　　6.i didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian

　　老子拼死拼活奮斗到食物鏈頂端，不是為了成為一個素食者。

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