趣味圖片英語笑話：monogamy一夫一妻（雙語）
We have begun a new way understanding each other's sex. Once a month I cut my genitalia and bleed for a week and is rather unpleasant ....
我們已經實行了一種理解對方性別的新方式。我把生殖器每月割傷一次和流血一周,相當不愉快....
And sometimes I seek "freedom" by sitting in bar drinking while complaining how unfair monogamy is ...
有時我坐在酒吧喝酒尋求“自由”,抱怨一夫一妻制是如何的不公平…
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