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        趣味圖片英語笑話:hermit crab寄生蟹(雙語)

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        But we have such a good thing going ...Why can't we live together!?

        但是我們有一件如此好的事……為什么我們不能生活在一起?

        Shirley, you have got to understand: I'm hermit crab!

        雪莉,你必須明白:我是寄生蟹!

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