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　　翅膀

　　一天，我工作的炸雞店在關門前出現(xiàn)了一陣搶購狂潮，結果除了雞翅外所有的東西都賣完了。當我正準備鎖門時，一名喝醉了的旅客進來要進餐。我問他翅膀行不行，他從柜臺上靠過身子來，回答道：“女士，我到這兒來是吃東西的，不是要飛！”

　　Wings

　　The fried-chicken restaurant where I was working had a big rush just before closing one day， leaving us with nothing to sell but wings. As I was about to lock the doors， aa quietly intoxicated customer came in and ordered dinner. When I asked if wings would be all right， he leaned over the counter and replied， “Lady， I came in here to eat， not fly.”

　　零錢不用找了

　　在教堂的義賣市上賣舊書時，我與一名準備買東西的顧客發(fā)生了一場爭論。他對購買袖珍奧金。納什集頗感興趣，但是說它要三十五美分開價過高。其它的平裝書每本才賣十或十五美分。

　　我指出這本書保存狀況頗好，納什是個有趣的詩人，這個要價是合理的。他說這是個原則問題。最終，我同意以十五美分的價格將這本書賣給他。他得意洋洋，拿出一張十美元的票子付帳?！傲沐X不用找了。”他說。

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