怎么去天堂

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　　The pastor was talking to a group of young children about being good and going to heaven. At the end of his talk, he asked, 'Where do you want to go?'

　　'Heaven!' Suzy cried out.

　　'And what do you have to be to get there?' asked the preacher.

　　'Dead!' yelled Little Johnny.

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