新機長
Many years ago, Wonder Air was a small， very new company． It had very little money and its aeroplanes were veryold． Mr．Black flew by Wonder Air once．That day, he wentto the airport, got on the Wonder Air aeroplane and waited．
After a few minutes, there was a lot of noise, and thenthe captain came out and shouted, "I'm not going to take thisae roplane up! One of the engines is broken, and they aren'tgoing to get a new one."
The passengers got out, and then, an hour later, an airhostess said, "The aeroplane's ready again now." The passen gers walked past her to the aeroplane again．
"Did you get a new engine?" Mr． Black asked the airhostess．
"No，we got a new captain," she answered．
新機長
許多年前，奇跡航空公司是一家剛剛成立的小企業。公司只有極少的資金和幾架破爛不堪的舊飛機。有一次,布萊克先生乘坐奇跡航空公司的飛機。那天，他去了機場，登上奇跡航空公司的飛機，等候起飛。
幾分鐘之后，響起了一陣吵鬧聲。然后機長走出來，大聲嚷道：“我不會把這架飛機開上天的！一個引擎壞了，而他們卻不給換新的。”
乘客們下了飛機，然后，一小時之后，一位空中小姐說：“現在飛機又準備起飛了。”乘客們再一次經過她的身邊登上飛機。
“你們換上新引擎了嗎？”布萊克先生問那位空中小姐。
“不，我們換了一個新機長。”她回答。
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