愚蠢的問題

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Stupid Question

Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city． Every day, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and said to him, "What's the time, please?"

After a few months, Dan said to himself, "I'm not going to answer all those stupid people any more．I'm going to go toa shop and buy a big clock． Then I'm going to put it up on thewall here." He bought a clock and put it up on the wall.

"Now people aren't going to stop and ask me the time." He said happily． But after that, a lot of people stopped everyday, looked at the clock and then said to Dan,"Is that clock right?"

愚蠢的問題

丹在一個大城市的某個俱樂部當守門人。每天,有數千人經過他的門口。其中許多人停下來問他：“請問，現在幾點？”

幾個月后，丹自言自語：“我不想再回答這些蠢人提出的問題了。我要去商店買一只大鐘。然后把它掛在這兒的墻上。”他買了一只鐘，把它掛在了墻上。

“現在人們不會再停下來問我時間了。”他快活地說。可是打那以后，每天許多人都停下來，看看鐘，然后問丹：“這鐘準嗎？”

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