Female Joke(5)
Dear John，
I have been unable to sleep since I broke off our engagement. Won‘t you forgive and forget？Your absence is breaking my heart. I was a fool，nobody can take your place. I love you.
All my love，
Belinda. xxxxoooxxxx
P.S. Congratulations on winning this week‘s lottery.
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