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        Humor Mother:“Susie,every time you misbehave,I get another gray hair.”Susie:“Gosh,mom,you must have been a terror.Just look at Grandma.”幽 默母親:“蘇茜,每次你表現不好,我就多長一根白頭發。”蘇茜:“天哪,媽,那你肯定一直都表現很糟??纯赐馄虐?。” 本文無注釋

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