英語沙龍-開心樂園-03

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Lift An American visiting England walked into a hotel lobby and pushed a button for elevator service．“The lift will be down presently，”said a nearby clerk．“The lift？”said the American．“Oh，you mean the elevator．”“No，I mean the lift，”replied the Englishman，annoyed by the American' s arrogance．“I think I should know what it's called，” said the American．“After all，elevators were invented in the United States．”“Perhaps，”retorted the Englishman．“But the language was invented here．”電梯一位在英國訪問的美國人走進酒店大堂，撳下電梯按鈕。身旁一位酒店工作人員說道，“Lift馬上就下來。”“Lift？”美國人問。“哦，你說的是elevator吧。”美國人的傲慢使英國人感到討厭，他回答說，“不，我說的是lift。”“我想我知道它叫什么，”美國人說。“不管怎么說，電梯是在美國發明的。”“那可能，”英國人反駁說。“但這種語言是在這個國家發明的。” 本文無注釋

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