雙語笑話 Two Soldiers
Two SoldiersTwo soldiers were in camp. The first one's name was George, and the second one's name was Bill. George said, "have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill?" Bill said, "Yes, I have," and he gave them to him. Then George said, "Now I haven't got a pen." Bill gave him his, and George wrote his letter. Then he put it in the envelope and said, "have you got a stamp, Bill?" Bill gave him one. Then Bill got up and went to the door, so George said to him, "Are you going out?" Bill Said, "Yes, I am," and he opened the door. George said, "Please put my letter in the box in the office, and..." He stopped. "What do you want now?" Bill said to him. George looked at the envelope of his letter and answered, "What's your girl-friend's address?"軍營里有二名士兵，一個叫喬治，一個叫比爾。喬治問：“比爾，你有信紙、信封嗎？” 比爾說：“有。”然后把信紙和信封給了喬治。 喬治又說：“我還沒有筆呢。”比爾又把自己的筆給了他。喬治開始寫信。寫完后把信放進信封里，又問：“比爾，你有郵票嗎？”比爾給了他一張。 這時比爾站起來，向門口走去。喬治問：“你要出去嗎？” 比爾說：“是的。”隨即打開了門。 喬治說：“請幫我把這封信投進辦公室的信箱里，還有...”他停住了。 “你還要什么？”比爾問。 喬治看著信封說：“你女朋友的地址是－？”
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