你禱告干嗎這么大聲啊
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents' house. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers, when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs:
"I pray for a bicycle!I pray for a PS2!I pray for a new DVD!"
His older brother leaned over, nudged（輕輕推） the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."
To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"
兩個小男孩在爺爺奶奶家過夜。睡覺前，倆孩子跪在床邊做禱告時，最小的那個扯著嗓門祈禱：
“我祈求一部自行車！我祈求一部ps2游戲機！我祈求一部DVD機！”
他哥哥湊過身去，捅捅弟弟，說：“你禱告干嗎這么大聲啊？上帝又不是聾子。”
弟弟聽了說：“是不聾，可奶奶聾！”
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