外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹20：唱出你的心聲 (中英)
There was a little girl whose mother was very strict. Her mother tried to make her daughter behave in a very decent manner, but the girl was still three and half years old. One day the family went to a party, and in the middle of the party the girl cried, "Mommy I want to go restroom.” This drew a lot of attention and the mother felt embarrassed about her daughter. At home she advised that whenever she wants to go to restroom she should say, "I want to sing.”
有一個小女孩，她的媽媽對她特別嚴厲。她媽媽試圖讓小女孩的舉止端莊，但是這個女孩只有三歲半。一天一家人去參加一個聚會，在聚會當中小女孩哭著說:“媽媽，我想上廁所。”這吸引了許多人的注意，母親也因為她女兒的行為而感到尷尬。回到家中，她要求女兒不管什么時候只要想上廁所就說:“我想唱首歌。”
After a couple of days the girl’s grandfather came to visit them. She liked her grandfather very much. At night, she slept with her grandfather, who put her to sleep with a story. After couple of hours, she woke up and said，"Grandpa I want to sing.”The grandpa was afraid of causing a disturbance past midnight if the girl began singing, so he told her in a very low voice, "Baby if you want to sing, sing in my ears.”
過了幾天，女孩兒的外公來看她和媽媽。小女孩非常喜歡她的外公。晚上，她和給她講故事的外公一起睡。過了幾個小時，她起來說:“外公，我想唱首歌。”外公害怕她如果在半夜唱歌會打攪別人，所以就用非常低沉的聲音告訴她:“寶貝，如果你想唱，那么就在外公的耳邊唱吧。”
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