英語幽默笑話30秒Unit41： Lawyer's Son 律師的兒子 (雙語)
Lawyer's Son
律師的兒子
The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps,
律師的兒子想要繼承他老爸的衣缽，
so he went to law school.
因此他就去讀法學院。
He graduated with honors,and then went home to join his father's firm.
他以優異成績畢業，然后返家加入他老爸的公司，
At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father's office,and said,
就在他上班的第一天要結柬之際，他急忙地沖進他老爸的辦公室說：
"Father,father,in one day I broke the car accident case that you have been working on for ten years!"
“老爸，老爸，我一天就破了你辦了十年的車禍案件！”
His father responded:"You idiot,our company lived on the funding of that case for ten years!"
他的老爸響應說：“你這個小白癡，我們公司就是依靠那個案件的資金才生存了十年呀！”
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