外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹137：孩子們天生就是喜劇演員(中英)
In response to the request for "kids growing up" stories, here's one told to me many years ago by some friends about their five一year一old daughter Laura. The mother calls it "The Kevin Incident.” The father just says, "Like mother, like daughter.”
我想講一個關于孩子成長的故事，這是很多年以前我的一個朋友告訴我的關于她五歲女兒勞拉的故事。這個母親稱之為“凱文事件”，而父親卻說“有其母必有其女”。
It seems that Laura came home from Nursery School one day and announced that Kevin had pee一peed in the yard. Since Laura was one of the older children in the Nursery School group, her parents wanted to impress on her that she should try to help the younger children learn right from wrong, so they said, "Well，Laura honey, how big is Kevin?" Whereupon Laura held her two index fingers an inch or so apart and said, "Oh, about this big.”
一天，勞拉從幼兒園回到家，她告訴父母說凱文正在院子里小便。因為勞拉在幼兒園的孩子里算是姐姐，她的父母想要給她樹立一種觀念，那就是她應當幫助年紀比她小的孩子知道什么是對，什么是錯。所以他們問道:“勞拉，親愛的，凱文多大?”于是勞拉伸出兩個食指，中間距離大約一英寸左右，然后說:“嗯，有這么大吧。”
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