外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹138：真實的幽默(中英)

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Harry was in the hospital. He was an old man. Any way there was this young nurse. Every time she came in, she talked to him like a little child. She would say in a patronizing tone of voice" And how are we doing this morning?"

哈里住進了醫院，他是一個老人，負責護理他的是一個年輕的護士。每次她走進病房，都會像對待小孩一樣地和哈里說話。她會用一個施恩者的態度問:“今天上午過的好嗎?”

Well, this is a story of revenge. He had received breakfast, and pulled the juice off the tray, and put it on his stand. He had been given a urine bottle to fill. The juice was apple juice. You know where the juice went.

這是哈里對她報復的故事。哈里領到了早飯，從托盤里把蘋果汁拿下來，放到自己床前的架子上，然后他把它們全部倒進了尿罐里。你該明白會是什么效果吧。

The nurse came in and picked up the urine bottle. She looks at it. "It seems we are a little cloudy today…”At this, he snatches the bottle out of her hand, and saying "Well，I’ll run it through again, and maybe I can filter it better this time.”

過了一會兒那個護士進了病房，她拿起尿罐看了看，說道“今天好像有點渾。”這時，哈里把瓶子從她手里奪過來，說道:“那我再倒一遍，或許這次我過濾一下效果會好些的。”

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