外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹139：河上漂流(中英)
A man is walking past a travel agents office when he notices a billboard announcing, "4 day cruise down the Murray River $40 all inclusive.”
一個男人路過旅行社時，看到一個廣告欄上面寫著“順著墨累河漂流四天，全部費用只需40美元”。
Impressed by the low price, he races into the shop, slaps $40 onto the counter and announces, "I' m here for the Murray cruise.” Quick as a wink, the travel agent whips out a baseball bat and knocks him unconscious.
面對如此低價的誘惑，他大步走進旅行社把40美元往桌上一拍，然后說:“我報名墨累河之游。”眨眼間，旅行社的店員抽出一根棒球棍，一下就把那個人打昏了。
When the man wakes, he finds himself tied to a floating log and drifting down the river. After a time, he notices another man in same predicament on the other side of the river.
當那個人醒來之后，發現自己被捆在一個木筏上，正沿著河水往下漂呢。過了一會兒在河的另一邊，他看到一個和他處境一樣的人。
"$40 Murray cruise?" he calls out.
"40美元墨累河之游?”他喊到。
"Yep!" says the man on the other side.
“是呀!”那人答道。
"I'll bet you we don't even get breakfast,”he yells.
“我打賭我們還沒吃早飯呢。”他喊道。
"Well，”calls the other man, “we did last year.”
“對，”另一個人說，“我們去年吃過了。”
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