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        外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹140:給丈夫最好的警告(中英)

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        My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so that he would be able to monitor my moods. When I’m in a good mood it turns green. When I' m in a bad mood it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.

        我的丈夫?qū)ξ視r(shí)常波動(dòng)的情緒很不高興。所以那天他給我買了一個(gè)心情戒指,那樣他就可以從戒指上看出我的心情。當(dāng)我的心情好的時(shí)候,那個(gè)戒指就會(huì)變成綠色。當(dāng)我的心情不好的時(shí)候,在我丈夫的額頭上就會(huì)留下一大塊紅色的戒指印。

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