外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹141：實話實說(中英)
As our plane made it's landing at O' Hare, the flight attendant began her "welcome and thanks" speech.
當我們的飛機在歐海爾降落時，飛機的機組人員開始了她的“歡迎和感謝”的演講。
"Welcome to Chicago, where the local time is 6: 15. It has been our pleasure to serve you today. We hope you have enjoyed your flight. We know you have a choice of bankrupt airlines, and we thank you for choosing United.”
“歡迎來到芝加哥，當地時間是六點十五分。今天能夠給你們提供服務是我們的榮幸。我希望你們對此次飛行感到滿意。雖然你們選擇了一家破產的航空公司，但是我們還是感謝你們選擇了聯合航空公司。”
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