Family Joke(4)
A man and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a“Living Will”
“Just so you know，I never want to live in a vegetative state，dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens，just pull the plug.”
His wife got up，unplugged the TV and threw out all the beer.
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