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        趣味英語:19封孩子們寫給上帝的信

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        孩子們寫給上帝的信以一種稚嫩的方式道出長大成人的我們的心聲:愛恨、悲喜、生死……很可愛


        親愛的上帝,你是真的不可見還是僅僅惡作劇呢?——lucy


        親愛的上帝,是你讓長頸鹿長成那樣,還是那是個意外呢?——norma


        親愛的上帝,與其讓人死去再造新的,你為什么不保有原來就在的人呢?——jane


        親愛的上帝,我是美國人,你呢?——robert


        親愛的上帝,謝謝你給我?guī)韨€小弟弟,但我祈禱的是一只小狗。——joyce

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