晚飯
"I've had a had day at the office, dear, and I'm as hungry as a bear．Is dinner ready?"
"No love．I'm afraid we'll have to go to a restaurant tonight．I've broken the tinopener."
晚飯
“親愛的，今天辦公室的活可真夠累人的，我餓極了。晚飯做好了嗎？”
“沒有，寶貝。恐怕我們今天晚上得上飯館去吃。我把罐頭刀弄斷了。”
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