所有人都準備恢復倒立！
A guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one spend eternity in.
In the first room, people are standing in shit up to their necks. The guy says "no, let me see the next room."
In the second room, people are standing with shit up to their noses. Guy says no again.
Finally, Satan opens the door to the third room. People are standing with shit up to their knees, drinking coffee and eating danish pastries. The guy says, "I pick this room." Satan says okay and starts to leave, and the guy wades in and starts pouring some coffee.
On the way out Satan yells, "O.K., coffee break's over. Everyone prepare back on your heads!"
有個男的死了被送到地獄。撒旦見到他，領他到三個房間的門口瞧瞧，告訴他必須挑一間，永生永世在里邊待著。
在第一個房間里，大家都站在齊脖深的糞便里。那男的說：“不要，領我看下一間。”
在第二個房間里，大家都站在齊鼻深的糞便里。男的又說不要。
最后，撒旦打開第三個房間的門。大家都站在齊膝深的糞便里，喝著咖啡，還吃著丹麥酥餅。那男的說：“我選這間。”撒旦說聲行，抬腿就走。這男的就蹚進屋里，倒了點兒咖啡。
往外走著的撒旦喊了一句：“好了，喝咖啡休息的時間結束，所有人都準備恢復倒立！”
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