英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Fashion 趕時髦（中英雙語）
119.Fashion
119.趕時髦
At the bank where I was employed as a teller we were not allowed to eat while working. But one day，five months pregnant，I was ravenous. I opened a bag of potato chips and started to devour them. Just then I spotted one of our best customers and his wife heading my way. Quickly, I wiped my mouth and greeted them. As I processed their transaction，I noticed they were looking at me oddly.
在銀行我做出納員，這里規定工作時不許吃東西。但有一天，我因懷孕五個月有點嘴饞，打開了一包土豆片，開始偷吃起來。這時，我看見一個熟悉的顧客和他的妻子朝我的窗口走來。我匆忙地擦了一下嘴，向他們打了個招呼。當我在給他們辦理業務時，我注意到他們一直用一種異樣的目光看著我。
On their way out, the man said,“I don't understand these young people.”
在他們往外走的路上，那個男的說:“我真搞不懂這些年輕人。’，
"Dear，that's a fashion statement，”his wife explained."It's a new type of brooch.”
“親愛的，那是新潮。”他的妻子說;“那是一種新型的胸針飾物。”
I looked down to see what could have caused such controversy. To my horror，a large potato chip was resting neatly on my left shoulder.
我低頭上下打量了一下我自己，想找到是什么東西引起了他們這樣說我。使我大吃一驚的是，一大塊土豆片穩穩當當地落在我的左肩上。
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