汽車震動的另一個好處-英漢英漢雙語笑話
the advantage of noise
噪音的優(yōu)點
wherever i drove my old car over 55 miles per hour ,it vibrated terribly, so i decided to sell it. my first customer wanted to buy the car, and i battled with my conscience over whether or not to tell him of the vehicle's problem. finally i did the right thing. expecting him to drop the deal, i was surprised by his reply.
每當我駕駛我那輛舊車時速超過55英里時，它就劇烈地震動起來，所以我決定賣掉它。我的第一位買主想買這輛車。圍繞是否告訴他這輛車的問題，我經(jīng)歷了一番良心的較量。終于我做了件正確的事情。我想他會放棄這個交易，卻對他的回答吃了一驚。
that's okay, he said. i'm buying this car for my daughter. if she complains about a vibration, i'll know she's driving too fast.
“那沒什么，”他說，“我是給我女兒買這車的。如果她抱怨震動的話，那我就知道她開得太快了。”
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