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        送給新人的結(jié)婚禮物-英漢英漢雙語笑話

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        the nice wedding gift

        漂亮的結(jié)婚禮物

        we attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to send them a practical household gift, a fire extinguisher. apparently, the couple mass-produced their thank-you notes because we received a card saying: thank you very much for the nice wedding gift. we look forward to using it soon.

        我們參加了一個熟人的兒子的婚禮。由于我們都不認(rèn)識那個年輕人和他的新娘,所以我們決定送給他們一個實用的全家禮----一個滅火器。很明顯,這對新人大批量制作了他們的感謝信,因為我們收到了一張卡片,上面寫著:“非常感謝您的漂亮的結(jié)婚禮物,我們期待著不久就用到它。”
         

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