我活不了那么久啊！
In a courtroom, the judge sentenced a criminal to thirty years in prison and the prisoner said, "But Sir, I won’t live that long!"
So the judge replied, "Don't worry, just do what you can!"
在法庭上，法官宣判某個罪犯要服三十年徒刑。犯人說：“不過庭上，我活不了那么久啊！”
法官說：“別擔(dān)心！你盡力而為就好。”
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